At this point, I don’t even have words for the cracktastrophe known only as The Cracken. Yesterday, we discussed the early reports that Lindsay had simply shown up LATE for her first day of work in something like five years. (Incidentally, I’m not counting “cracked-out model” as “work” – I’m only talking about work as [...]
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At this point, I don’t even have words for the cracktastrophe known only as The Cracken. Yesterday, we discussed the early reports that Lindsay had simply shown up LATE for her first day of work in something like five years. (Incidentally, I’m not counting “cracked-out model” as “work” – I’m only talking about work as [...]
The header photo is of Lindsay Lohan and an “unidentified man” leaving the Chateau Marmont two nights ago. You know, because the Marmont is “home” to this crackie, so when she claims she’s a “homebody,” she’s just saying that she only drinks and does drugs at the Marmont these days. Anyway, we have some standard-issue [...]
Before we get to Lindsay Lohan’s cracked-out “celebration” of her legal success, let’s celebrate something else. Everyone is talking about this weird/amazing/awful “morphing” video of LL’s crack face (below). The same people (I think) did the video of Britney Spears’ morphing face a few months ago (which was just kind of sad), and now there’s [...]
Here are some of the most unfortunate photos from Lindsay Lohan’s court appearance yesterday. In some, she looks like a 40-year-old escort on her 15th bust, and in some photos Lindsay just looks oddly strung out. Jesus, her lips are so crazy. Why does she do that to herself? Anyway, as we were discussing yesterday, [...]
Today was Lindsay Lohan’s final court appearance. Except, you know, for all of the court appearances she’ll have to make when she screws up again. But for now, the Cracken is as close as she’s been to freedom as she was back in those halcyon days of… what? 2007? Was that her first arrest? I [...]
Lindsay Lohan vacates her “free” room at the Chateau Marmont: why?
Posted by kagan 76 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
Here’s something interesting – two days ago, Radar reported that Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson had engaged in some kind of gross, sexual crack-shenanigans and that LL desperately wanted to be Terry’s girlfriend, but he was all, “Nope.” The interesting part? Steve Honig hasn’t said anything. Gossip Cop hasn’t been issued a pissy, cracked-out denial. [...]
As you probably know, Lindsay Lohan had her crackie extravaganza last night on Saturday Night Live. Comeback! Sobriety! Work! Talent! I actually slept through this, so I’m just going to put up some of the video “highlights”. I checked with Entertainment Weekly, and they say that Lohan wasn’t even that heavily featured in most of [...]
Lindsay Lohan crack-cackles when discussing her cracked-out “sobriety”
Posted by kagan 86 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
I wrote up today’s first Lindsay Lohan post last night, when Today just released a partial transcript of Matt Lauer’s new interview. The full video interview was done yesterday, and it will air tomorrow, but on today’s show, they released a brief clip which deserves its own post. THIS CRACKHEAD. First, note how she LAUGHS [...]
Lindsay Lohan was in court today. Do we have to talk about this court appearance endlessly? It wasn’t her first, and it won’t be her last. Surprisingly enough, even with all of the cracked-out Terry Richardson photo shoots and trainwreck appearances in NYC, Lindsay managed to complete her community service hours this month at the [...]
Lindsay Lohan to guest host 'SNL' next month (AP)
Posted by cagan 96 days ago (http://us.rd.yahoo.com)
AP - Lindsay Lohan's comeback trail is leading her to "Saturday Night Live."
Lindsay Lohan was cracked out at the amFAR event: how busted did she look?
Posted by kagan 106 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
I don’t even have the words to describe these photos. Lindsay Lohan was at the amFAR event in New York City last night, and these are some of the spectacularly cracked-out photos from the red carpet. Um. She gave herself bangs. AND SHE’S THE CRACKEN. Dear God, look at her face. Look at her bruised-looking [...]
Lindsay Lohan Open Post: The Cracken is due in court for her progress report
Posted by kagan 129 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
Lindsay Lohan is due in court today. Apparently, everything is going down at 10 am PST, which is 1 pm EST, or any minute now. You can see the live feed here at TMZ. I’m not expecting much, and as such, I plan to make my way to the gym this afternoon. Thus, you can [...]
Lindsay Lohan is crackie in New York, “dancing up a storm in a big hat”
Posted by kagan 153 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
Lindsay Lohan is currently in New York for the holidays. So, you know, watch out for her if you’re in the city and you don’t want to be crack-jacked by an insane, bloated hooker with a busted weave. She comes out of nowhere, and she will steal your soul. And your jewelry, and your wallet. [...]
Hugh Hefner: “The Lindsay Lohan Double Issue is breaking sales records”
Posted by kagan 158 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
Sigh… so much for my belief in crack justice, and my faith in the intelligence of consumers. A few days ago, Fox News had a hilarious story about Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover, and how the issue (the December/January issue) wasn’t selling very well. The article, which I covered yesterday, seemed to be based on anecdotal [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue isn’t selling: “No one has bought it”
Posted by kagan 159 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
I just went looking for all of those “leaked” images from Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictorial, and I found that almost every site had gotten a take-down notice, probably accompanied with threats from lawyers. So I won’t link to the “leaked” pictorial – we all remember what it looked like, right? The surprisingly good boobs, the [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s leaked pictorial causes a major headache for Playboy
Posted by kagan 167 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
GO HERE to see Lindsay Lohan’s full NSFW Playboy pictorial. Just go and come back, because we have some things to discuss. You see, I didn’t talk about Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot on Friday for several reasons – first of all, the full photo shoot was leaked DAYS before Playboy wanted it released, and chances [...]
From what I understand of British television, the show Celebrity Big Brother is a favorite piece of inelegant trash. Various C and D-list celebrities live together in the same house for a few weeks, and are filmed constantly, 24-7. Then the celebrities are voted off by… the public, I think? Tara Reid did the last [...]
Courtney Love hilariously claims to be Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach
Posted by kagan 177 days ago (http://www.celebitchy.com)
These are some photos of Courtney Love in Dublin last month, where she gave a talk at Trinity College’s Philosophical Society and was awarded an Honorary Patronage. While I’m not sure why Courtney was awarded a Patronage, I assume that it has something to do with liquor? Nothing against the Irish, but they do love [...]
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